Monday, January 26, 2009

Safety Tip For Today (..Only?)

A situation forces you to withdraw money from an ATM at a silent dark place. No one else is around, except some suspicious looking unfriendly faces.

Do not be paranoid. Stop worrying. Be calm and let's see what we can do

1. Stash the money into your wallet swiftly
2. Put on a sad face. Optional : Recall the ending of your favourite Malay drama and let the tears flow.
3. Sigh loudly.
4. Walk like a zombie
5. Loudly, say to your friend (pretend you have one around if you don't) things like "Not in yet", "Hmm tak masuk lagi la" or "Yilek..."

Chances are, no one will bother you. And if it's your lucky night, someone will even approach you, comfort you and insist on handing you some free cash.

3 comments:

nirzehrun said...

Gee, I hope it happens to me.The part where one receives cash anyways.

far far away said...

2. Put on a sad face. Optional : Recall the ending of your favourite MALAY DRAMA and let the tears flow.

hahahaha.

alfina said...

uh. scary situation. smart solution.
i think.